I knew it was coming...

Baby Ark

...This is not the future my mother warned me about.

Heckno

No one could of predicted this Arky, Devon Galleord is much more powerful then we are. He overclocks obsolete video game consoles and collects crappy Ecco 2 prototypes, we are no match for that.

Baby Ark

Heckno, my loyal minion...your half man, half woman, part furry and part robot. Surley you know someone who is a big enough pedophile to neutralize Devon Galleord's abilities.

Heckno

I do, but we'll have to travel into the past using one of Devon's obsolete overclocked consoles.

Baby Ark

But where would we find an obsolete video game console and how would we convince Devon Galleord to overclock it?

Heckno

I have a pan sexual friend, who has a friend, who's staying in Brazil.

Baby Ark

Of course! Brazil is 20 years behind us, the video game consoles they consider new are obsolete to us.

...Wait what the f@ck is a pan sexual? is that someone who screws goats?

Heckno

Nevermind that, we have business to take care of..

Baby Ark

Right!

So Heckno and Baby Ark journeyed together in search of the pan sexual friend, who knew of a friend, who stays in Brazil and may have an obsolete video game console.

Heckno

Arky I would like you to meet my friend Pegz.

Baby Ark

Pegz! It's been ten years since the last time I saw you. Heckno says you know someone who stays in Brazil.

Pegz

I don't know anyone who stays in Brazil.