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The Blundercaves: Sink or Swim Part One
08-30-2009 by Crestoe
Yet another boring day on Arkon Island, Arkon toils in his place of thinking, talking to himself...bleh
Baby Ark
Boorrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg...Every day I waste takes precious moments of my life away from me. What I wouldn't do to have eternal youth..

*BING*

Wait one Arkon-Second! THAT'S IT!
Kid Tass
Whats 'it'?
Baby Ark
Tass, my servant fool! Go forth and bring me the plant of eternal youth!
Kid Tass
0_o;; What'chu talkin' bout Arky?
Baby Ark
FOO'! I'm "talkin' bout" Me sending YOU to get ME the plant that will give me eternal youth!!!!!
Kid Tass
Uhhh...What if this eternal youth plant doesn't exist?
Baby Ark
Of course it exists! Here, use this book to find it!

*Tosses a book to Tass*

Kid Tass
*Catches it* Err...this is an ebonics dictionary... o.0;
Baby Ark
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

Now go! Fetch me my eternal youth plant!!

Kid Tass
*Catches it* o0;; Uhhh..yeah sure!..i guess..

But what about Prawn?

Mr. Prawn
...
Baby Ark
Yeah, What about Prawn?

How about, "What about Arkon?!" HUH!?!? Now get me my fucking plant before i get Pegz to bounce her face on yer lap!!!!

Mr. Prawn
._.;;
Kid Tass
Gaww...rrr...fine, whatever...
So our hero goes to find the plant of eternal youth...good luck buddy!

Related: The Blundercaves Sing or Swim Part Two