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The Blundercaves: Sink or Swim Part Two
08-30-2009 by Crestoe
Kid Tass
God dammit, now how the hell am i gonna find a plant of eternal youth!?
...Hmm, I'm gonna have to get some help for this! Now just who will find to help...
Trace Windoo
*Appears*
Hello child Tass, may I be of service?
Kid Tass
0o; Uh no, that's okay, I'm not going on a spiritual quest, I'm finding Arkon a plant of youth...
Trace Windoo
Oh, well, sorry to have bothered you my child...
*Fades away*
Kid Tass
o_o; Ooooooookay. How about normal people then...
yogurt
*Is munching on a muffin in the background*
Kid Tass
Ah, Yogurt! Hey man, can ya help me find a plant of etern...
*Gets cut off*
yogurt
Shh, don't you see I'm trying to catch him? o.o;;
Kid Tass
Catch who? o.o
yogurt
c.c;;
*In a low tone voice*
Shh, look, there's till time, go!
Kid Tass
c_C Eh?
yogurt
O_O GO WELL THERE'S STILL TIME! RUN! NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Kid Tass
*Flee*
yogurt
*Watches him run away*
¬¬ Sucker...
Tass runs far away from yogurt and reaches a near by town.
Kid Tass
Wow, I didn't know that Arkon island had any sort of town in it. O_o
I guess There is actual life on this pathetic island!! Hmm, wonder if anyone knows about any sorta youth plants, if they exist...
Oh, hey! There's a person over there! HEY DAWG, AIHYO!
P. Diddy
Aye Mayne! Those tu dewds ovar thar shud help yeh. Heh, man, they cane hook ya up
with all SORTs of Plants, ya feel meh?
Kid Tass
Yeah, I know what you're saying, those dudes, right?
*Points*
Tass points over to two familiar guys sitting at a corner.
Jay
Hey Bob, Behold! The mighty blunt! Nootch!
*Holds up some weed*
Silent Bob
....!!
Jay
*Lights it up and takes a puff*
Ah damn, this is some good shit!
Silent Bob
._. ...?!
Jay
Oh, sorry man! Of course you can have some dude, here!
*Hands the blunt to Silent Bob*
Silent Bob
*Takes a puff and falls to the ground*
x_x
Jay
Hell Yeah! XD
Kid Tass
Them?
P. Diddy
Fo Sho'.
Kid Tass
Alright then man, thanks.
P. Diddy
Holla.
Kid Tass
*Runs up to Jay and Bob*
Hey guys!
Jay
Wassup little man?
Kid Tass
Uh, you ...err...wouldn't happen to sell youth plants would you?
Jay
Heh, yeah man, we got plent of plants for the youth! XD
Kid Tass
O_O Whoa! So they DO exist! (Arkon was right for once)
Jay
Yeah, how much ya want?
Drug Llama
*Walks from out of no where and hands Jay 20 bucks*
Jay
XD
LLAMA-MAN! Wantin' more of that chronic again, huh? Ha ha!
Drug Llama
Hell Yes! XD
Silent Bob
*Stands back up and reaches into his pocket and hands
Drug Llama some bagged weed*
Kid Tass
Holay shit Drug Llama! You use the youth plant too!?
Drug Llama
Hell Yes! XD
Kid Tass
Wow! man, I might even have to take some of this youth plant myself!
Uh, how do you use the youth plant anyways?
Jay
You smoke it you fucking moron! even fat ass here knows that!
Silent Bob
*Nods*
Kid Tass
Ha! I know that...I was just...
Jay
Look man, you want it or not?
Kid Tass
OF COURSE I WANT IT! GIMME! 0o;
Jay
Heh, okay.
Hey fat ass, give em the plant for the youth special, not TOOOO Strong!
Silent Bob
*Is about too pull it out till...*
Kid Tass
Naw man! Give me the strongest you got! Arkon wants to be as youthful as ever man!!
Jay
XD
Yer friend Glarmon has good taste then!
Kid Tass
Arkon.
Jay
Whatever.
Silent Bob
*Hands Tass the Plants for the youth, extra strong baggy*
Kid Tass
Thanks!
Eh, do I owe ya anything?
Jay
Naw man, for anyone who wants to be youthful like yer friend Digimon, then all's you owe me is
to light up that mother and smoke it like a son of a bitch! XD
Kid Tass
Alright then, you guys helped me a lot, you guys rock! Thanks!
Later dudes! *Runs off*
Jay
Alright, rock on bro!
What's happening so far: Uh oh, our little buddy Tass just got weed thinking it was a plant that gives
eternal youth from Jay and Silent Bob! I'd hate to see what happens next...and with that say, lets
see what happens next! =)
...Meanwhile, back at Arkon's place.
Baby Ark
Dammit, whats taking Tass so long to get his ass here with my youth plant!
PorpoiseGirl
Don't look at me, I don't know jack shit!
Baby Ark
Of course you don't, that's why you have no friends.
Now, Yogurt! Get your butt over here and entertain me!
Yogurt
*Runs in. Pant, pant, pant*
Sorry about that, I was making sweet love with Jewel!
Jewel
Yeah, and don't leave me in bed again, yogurt, or ill come at you hardcore!!
Baby Ark
O_O OH MY FUCKING GOD! THATS JANET RENO!
Jewel
*Puts Arkon in the sleeper hold*
NO! I'm Jewel from Rural Arkansas!! And I'm a pretty 13 year old girl, under stand!?!?
Baby Ark
*In Janet Reno's Headlock*
Yeah...13...pretty...Arkansas, whatever! X_x
Jewel
*Releases Baby Ark from the sleeper old*
Good, now don't mention that again or I'll come at you HARDCORE!
*Walks into a wall and breaks it open as she walks through it*
Baby Ark
*Watches her walk away and shutters*
Anyways...Yogurt, the entertainment!
Yogurt
*Pulls out a desert eagle*
ENTERTAINMENT!? HOW ABOUT THIS!?!?
*Takes the desert eagle and puts in in his own mouth and fires it, blowing his head off and killing himself*
Baby Ark
Now THAT'S entertainment!
Hey, he left a note...
*Reads it: I'm killing myself cause I had sex with Janet Reno, dear god!!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?*moron...
Looks like little buddy Tass will be home soon! Lets see what hes up to...
Kid Tass
*Running home*
I got the plants! I got the plants! W00t! Arkon will be ever so youthful with these!
...Wait a sec, why the hell should I give a damn?
Trace Windoo
*Appears*
Hello my child, I see we are doing a good deed for the Arkon youth?
Kid Tass
FUCK, DON'T DO THAT! >_<;;
Eh, yeah, I got his plant, now out of my way, I gotta get it to him!
Trace Windoo
*Looks at the 'Plant of eternal Youthfulness*
My dear, That looks like...
Kid Tass
*Pushes Trace out of the way*
Sorry man, but if I dont get this too him soon, its face bouncing on
my lap from Pegz! x_x;;
*Zoom*
Baby Ark
*Sees Tass running towards Arkon's...place*
There you are Tass, you dawg! What's taking you so long!?
Kid Tass
My bad Arky, I ran into P. Diddy then Jay and Silent Bob, and they...
Baby Ark
Enough of your mindless rambling! Give me the damn plant! I've been waiting all day for it!
Kid Tass
Oh, well, here it is! Behold!
*Holds up the plant of youth*
Baby Ark
And with this plant i will have eternal youth..
...
Hey, how do i use this?
Kid Tass
Heh, you smoke it ya nutcase!
PorpoiseGirl
Hi Arkon, I just heard you needed a...
Baby Ark
*Sets PorpoiseGirl on fire*
PorpoiseGirl
AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Ark
*Rolls up a blunt of youth plant and uses PorpoiseGirl as a lighter*
PorpoiseGirl
I'M BURNING, I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Baby Ark
*Pulls out a Mac 11 and blows PorpoiseGirls head off*
shaddap. -_-
Now watch me Tass, as I shall never age AGAIN!!
Kid Tass
O_o;
Baby Ark
*Takes a huge puff of the blunt*
...ugh...ooh...
Kid Tass
Eh... you alright over there Arky? O_o;
Baby Ark
*Is looking around with a blank look on his face*
Ugh...whoa...man...I feel so youthful I could just...
*Collapses on the floor*
Kid Tass
Arkon? Arkon!?
Baby Ark
... *Is knocked out, into a deep cold sleep*
Kid Tass
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
P. Diddy
Heh, he looks knocked out.
...
January 1st, my soul album! *Flee*
Kid Tass
Dear god, Puff Did-...Daddy Masta...papa....Diddy P. is right!
He's just hella knocked out!
Pal
Uh oh Tass! You're going to have to find a way to wake him up!
...or there will be very angry Blundercaves visitors!
Kid Tass
You're right my fellow mediocre cast member! And I'm going to have to seek help!
Fred Durst
*Appears*
Hey man, can I help? I'm not doing anything..
Kid Tass
Sure! I guess...O_o
Jay
*Runs up*
Hey, i just heard what happen to your buddy, and feeling sorta guilty of given him the
over strong chronic, me and Bob wanna help!
Silent Bob
*Nods*
Kid Tass
...Okie dokey...
What's happening so far: Looks like Tass got the help he needed! So Tass, Fred Durst,
Jay and Silent Bob go on there quest to find something to wake up Arkon. And if you haven't noticed,
the weed Arkon took knocked him into ETERNAL SLEEP! Whoa! Didn't see THAT ONE comin'!
Stay tuned for The Blundercaves: Sink or Swim Part Three
